Funniest Things you ever Heard or Said

Just recall funny things and type them down! Censor yourself down a bit if its something bad...

Go!

Your momma is so fat even Naruto cant believe it.

I'm not typing all this.

That's off-topic, you're supposed to TELL us. Anyway, mine was(by my friend, Kevin)

" If you're happy and you know it suck some (insert rather dirty word here), if you're happy and you know it drink some beer, if you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it listen to Michael Jackson."

Kirby, I said I didn't want to type it. Do I have to baby you all the time? Then shut up. YOU don't know what you're talking about. It's not off topic because my sister TOLD it to me. Don't assume before you post. <_<

"What do babies and burritos have in common? Delicious meat inside!"

Wow blaze.

I dont think that is that funny kirby

Hmm, I will think of something funny tommorow, but I got something else.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Falcon."
"Interuppting Falcon-"
"PAWNCH!"

Lol, that was a chuckle.

"What do bubble wrap and babies have in common? They're so fun to pop!"

Hyper: that's just terrible... I was so close that time...

Latios: Yeah, it's like getting ice cream from the ice cream man.

Latios: But they just raised their prices to a dollar.

Latios: And you only have 99 cents.

Latios: Then he drives away.

Latios: And runs over your dog.

That was funny latios (who is hyper?).

Blaze's was was funny as well.

Hyper is an old Admin, he quit a little while ago.