Dont let them die!

something on the rs forums i like, u need to post, away to save the person above, and another way ur going to die

E.G

1: Oh no! im going to fall off a cliff!
2:I rush over and heroicly catch you!
but as i caught you i slipped on a bannana peel and im unconcious, help!
3: i take you to the doctors and they give you some tablets. your all better, but i took some! uh-oh, i could die, help!

cant think of anything? let them die!

so, ill start

Ive made Chuck norris angry and he wants to kill me! help!

I pwn Chuck with my awesome BUBBLEGUM. But I accidentally swallowed some! Help!

I punch you in the stomach that it flies out, but it hit me in the eye and now I have a bubblegum eye!

I rip out your eye and then give you my eye :O.

i get the world's best doctor to give you a new artificial robotic eye that works!

but i dont have the 3m he wants so now he wants to kill me!help!

An assassin already took him down. Hooray!

Uh-oh! He realized you saw him. Now you're targetted as well.

I hurry up and assassinate and assassin. Now his brother is trying to stab me! Help!

I tackle his brother off of you. He is after me now.

i shoot him with a sniper and you are unharmed.

now the police want me for murder, help!

I tell the Police it was self defense, but the Sergeant goes haywire! Help!

I kill the sarge, then say "Bloody Thunda, i've killed a man!" and his attack dog is after me.

i grab something off the floor and throw it and say "fetch!" the dog goes after it but i realize it was a bomb terrorist were using now they want to kill me. help!

The seargent somehow came back to life as a zombie and killed them, now he wants to kill me. help.

i tell him there are some brains over there------>>> and he leaves

now china wants to kill me for letting a zombie with swineflu into there country

They keep on sending wave after wave of mercenaries to kill you, but they all die of the Swine Flu.

Unfortunately, you caught it as well and is very sick.

I give u medications. then i realize that i was poisined by a mercenary.

i slice you with a knife to make a cut and suck out of the poison and spit it out and bandage you up.But i have a timebomb on my back that cant be defused ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me!

I call the ODST Special Leauge and they destroy the bomb without harming you, but now I have a piece of Shrapnel in my neck. Help!

i wash your throat down with wiskey to wittle the shrapnel down and use a pair of tweezers to pull it out

but the guy who did it demands me to give 30000000000000000000000000000000$
and has a magnum pointed at my head help!

jordan, please dont spam

i give him a fake 30000000000000000000000000000000$ note and he lets you free
his boss finds out and wants me dead

I tell the Mafia that my epic BUBBLEGUM will be free to them. But now Bazooka Bubblegum Comp. has gone haywire! Help!

I send a mail with a bomb in it and destroy it but the leader was a woman and her husband is after me with a bazooka help!

He shot the bazooka at you and it missed, but the husband already reloaded.

Um, you didn't post a help part?