Paint Adventure

The rules of this is simple. I'll paint the picture and ask a question like, "What does he do next?". You answer, and if there's multiple ones, I pick one that I like the most. You can make this the most weirdest, craziest, or blandest adventure. You decide. Anyway, off we go!



This is our guy.

Today is his day off of work. Today, he has no responsibilities or previous arrangements. He is free to do anything he wants! What will he do?

Before you start, what is his name?

Remember, you guys make the story and I continue it, like a Text Adventure!

My name is Anakin. I put on my clothes, walk to the door, open it, and shout out to the world, "Hello EARTH!"

My name is John Jacob Jinglehimmerschmit. I open the door, take a step out and then realize i am not dressed. So i go back in, get dressed, run outside and yell

Spoiler:

Spaark wrote:Me llamo Marcus, I walk towards the window, look out it and say, "Hello all you bastards out there who won't let me walk all over the government!"

"Hello all you bastards out there who won't let me walk all over the government!" Marcus shouts as he gets many weird looks from neighbors, newspaper boys, and random people in cars. He puts his head back in the house and shuts his window.



Uh oh! Since it's mourning, Marcus still hasn't eaten anything for breakfast! What will he have?

I'll go in the kitchen and see what i have. (goes to kitchen, humming) hmm.. i dont have anything.. Oh well! Ill just order a pizza.

I don't really want you guys to say, "I think I'll-" and
so forth. It's my fault, I know, so that's why I changed the rules now.
When I ask something like, "What should he bring?" you can answer, "A
baseball bat and beat the dude to death" or something.

Anyway, back to the story:

dominic345 wrote:I'll go in the kitchen and see what i have. (goes to kitchen, humming) hmm.. i dont have anything.. Oh well! Ill just order a pizza.

Marcus tries calling the nearest Pizza place, but no one picks up.



Hmm... it may be the fact that it's nearly 8 a.m. when a Pizza place wouldn't sell Pizza. But oh well. Let's try to think of- DING DONG!



Someone rang the doorbell! It would be rude to ignore the person, but what will Marcus do?

He should bang his head on the door in an attempt to scare the person away.

But then he should let them in after they're sufficiently confused by the banging. (and pretend nothing's wrong)

He should jump through his window, thus injuring himself.

Latios wrote:He should bang his head on the door in an attempt to scare the person away.

Marcus starts banging his head on the door for some odd reason.



The person is alarmed and is restless now.

But then he should let them in after they're sufficiently confused by the banging. (and pretend nothing's wrong)

It's not like it matters. He forced his way inside by kicking open the door.



Knocking Marcus over easily and pointing a gun to his head, Marcus is confused as he his. "Who are you?" He asks, but the person says, "I'm an assassin!"

To survive, what should you do?

Beat him up with a spatula.

Raises his power level to over 9000 and beats him.

turn legendry sayan and kick his butt!

Latios wrote:Beat him up with a spatula.

As if the voices of heaven heard you, a magical weapon appears. It's a... spatula.



Even though it's not much, you still choose to use it as a weapon. The assassin is freaked out!



He runs away while he drops to important things! "What are you?!" He shouts as he frantically scramble outs the door. You decide to check what he dropped. The first one is...



It's his gun! This might be useful to use just in case he comes back! It's loaded too!



And the important bounty on Marcus's head! You find out the information, but what did he do to tick off this company enough to want his head? Marcus decides to visit the internet!



Searching frantically, he finds out that the company is very close to him! It's just a couple of miles away.



Marcus is quite angry right now. He didn't have breakfast, he had an assassin come to kill him, he has a bounty on his head, and he doesn't have that much to bring. He has the gun that the assassin dropped, a kitchen knife from his...kitchen, a vest that might protect him. He also has around $300 to dispose. He wants to bring one more thing, but you guys decide what to bring.

And when I say you guys decide, I mean, think of something crazy. Like a bazooka with mini-nukes in them.

Bring a gun that fires other guns.

monty pythons killer rabbit

or

chuck norris

A sword that spurts fire when you swing it.

I liked this topic so I'm restarting it.


Bring along your super pet dog that farts lightning bolts.

Oh... yeah, I should totally start doing this again. I'll update tomorrow.

blaze, what happened to updating?