Destroy The Wish

The game goes like this, a
person wishes for something, the next person grants it but with a
catch, and asks a wish for theirselves, and so on.

Example:
A posts: I wish I was married
B posts: Granted, but you will break up after the first kiss. I wish I had a plate.
C posts: Granted, but it will be full of worms. And so on.

I will start:
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I wish i had Brawl.

Granted, however a power surge fried your Wii.
Should I be cruel or not?

I wish I had Disgaea 3 (who honestly didn't see that coming?)

Granted but then you gave it to me.

I wish games in the UK would come out early.

Granted, however they will be full of bad bugs and are unplayable for more than 15 minuets at a time.

I wish I could Rocket Jump in RL.

granted, but you'd lose half of your health irl as well

i wish work didnt have to be so tedious.

Granted, but it only lasts during the time you aren't doing work.

I wish nintendo had a better online service.

granted, but you lose all your online connections

i wish we had a more active forum

Granted, but every member is replaced by a noob that leaves after a single day.

I wish noobs weren't so cocky in brawl.

Granted, but you get beat by all of them.

I wish i was the best battler on the planet.

Granted, but you're only the best battler on pokemon blue.

I wish for an indestructible wish.

Granted but the wish is useless.

I wish for 10 more wishes.

Granted, but someone else gets to make the wishes for you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only stay in the air for 3 seconds.

I wish slippy (from starfox) was real, so i could force him to say "Do a barrel roll!" every ten seconds.

Granted but only real in your dreams.

I wish i had all the money in the world.

Granted but now things are bought with beans, not money

i wish i homework didn't exist

Granted.

Your dog ate it, so now you will fail in school.




I wish i could reanimate the dead.

Granted, but for every 1 person you reanimate, another random 100 die.

I wish global warming didn't exist.

granted but now the freezing wave will put u in an ice cube forever.

i wish things weren't as complicated as they are

Granted, but only when you are dead.
I wish somebody would grant this and not say but something.

granted, however wat is it that im supposed to grant

i wish i could get 1337-1337-1337 for my friendcode

Granted, but you DS crashes once you go downstairs in the Pok Center.

I wish the previous person made a wish for me to corrupt.

granted but you will then do the same.i wish i had unlimited wishes

Granted, but you will die after the first.

I wish I had a cure for cancer.

Granted, however the cure will give you AIDS.

I wish Blue11 had a cure for AIDS.